lol dating websites are funny. First this 28 year old guy hits on me and now I got this guy who wants to bang me and is trying to reason with me on why I should sleep with him. “it’s a primal instinct to have sex”
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pimp-status: the-natural-type: I don’t support him in any year. Saw one of his signs on a street corner yesterday picked it up and threw it in the dumpster Traditional american method of desecration. I approve.
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bloodycrazy: problem-sleuths-hips: hiwatari-lienhardt: lulusensei: edgeworth-prosecutor: askaxelpool: xthekeytotimex: Oh did you mean me? I TRY SO HARD TO GET THAT FAAAAAR BUT IN THE EEEEND IT DOESN’T EVEN MAAATTER they tell me that i’m a pretty good rp’er but i know they are lying!!!
the-safeword-is-dracula: abortedslunk: whatevertheheckles: nepetaschoiceass: whatevertheheckles: butwewereokay: bemusedlybespectacled: imsoweirdimnotanitimanith: mikulukashipblog: ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when they whip off their glasses works woop well that was anticlimatic wait wait WHAT THE HELL IS GOING...
whenimsleepless asked: I AM WISHING YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGAIN. I hope this one goes through. I am also very glad to hear that you have received much cake.
So far today I’ve received 3 cakes, a gift card, some storage organizer things (I really needed them :D), free food, $200, a drawing from my roommate, a drawing from my bro killve, oh and 82 comments on DA that are just saying happy birthday (not to mention the 4 favorites and 6 new watchers). wat even
whenimsleepless replied to your post: whenimsleepless replied to your post: Like in this… He IS awesome. But it’s because he’s terrifying. I dunno that show is a complete bag of laughs for me! Also that guys weird ILLUSION cake or whatever was totally rad JUST SAYING. omg the guy who won that episode is my hero. I was freaking out all over the floor (I was laying in front of the tv...
whenimsleepless replied to your post: Like in this episode of Sweet Genius in the first… OMG I WAS WATCHING THAT TOO. I watch that show with my mum just for that creepy ass host. I just about shit myself every time. WHOAH DUDE that host awesome, he may be a little creepy but he is a mad scientist.
Like in this episode of Sweet Genius in the first round (chocolate round) the first item is Thai Chilies and the inspiration is Beethoven. Then the host is like “IT’S HAPPENING” presses his button and out pops cheese whiz that is the second mandatory item xD
Have you guys ever watched the show Sweet Genius? It’s super cool, there’s this crazy pastry chef who gives people a mandatory item and and item of inspiration. Half way through the cooking of each round he’s like “LOL HERE’S A TOTALLY RANDOM FOOD THAT IS ALSO MANDATORY”. He’s like a mad scientist xD It’s just such a neat show
I can’t get over the fact that I’m going to be 20. I just really don’t feel 20, heck I don’t even feel 19, or even an adult! I just don’t even.
the-safeword-is-dracula: ihopericksantorum: “We know the candidate Barack Obama what he was like, the anti-war goverment nigg—the uh—…” Wow. Wow WOW, I find it kinda funny that I saw my first Santorum 2012 bumper sticker today. The person driving the car was an 70 year old guy.
weeaboo-chan: deviantbirds: Crows are presumed to be reasonably intelligent, and they often exhibit playful behavior. But do they like to go sledding on the snow? The accompanying video shows a crow in Russia sliding down a snowy roof while standing atop a jar lid—not once but twice—in an episode that has stormed the web, garnering 2 million views during the past week. omg baby
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mrscottssocks: safria: So my mind is broken. To explain I have a very very very short story. It started when I went to a GoodWill (a discount store). I found a neat bag full of fake fruit for like $2. I bought it and was checking out one of the pumpkins. the pumpkin broke my mind because it looked so real but it was with fake fruit. Today I brought it in as a still life. A girl was arguing...
So my mind is broken. To explain I have a very very very short story. It started when I went to a GoodWill (a discount store). I found a neat bag full of fake fruit for like $2. I bought it and was checking out one of the pumpkins. the pumpkin broke my mind because it looked so real but it was with fake fruit. Today I brought it in as a still life. A girl was arguing with me about if it was real...